Tag: horses
This is my first concert on grass. The only other time it happened was when I stood in a pasture clapping for Celine Dion for 45 minutes, before a farmer informed me that I was spooking his horse.
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The key to riding a horse is making the horse think it’s in control, and you do that by giving it an Academy Award for Erin Brockovich.
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Besides being The Horse Whisperer, I do a lot of other kinds of whispering. In fact, I wholesale whispers, and in my warehouse I store all manner of secrets, and all are FOR SALE.
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Have you ever ridden on a horse that was riding on a man? Well, now’s your chance! One ticket is ten dollars, or ten tickets for $99.01. That’s an incredible savings of .99 cents!
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I am the CNN of Used Car Salesmen. I’ll sell you a dream, but don’t expect it to get you anywhere.
