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It’s like my good friend Elon Musk said, “If you don’t shop at BearPaw Duck & Meme Farm, you’ll wish you were born as a hologram, because I’m going to Mars to be with other beings of light, so go buy a Tesla and starve.”

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Jacob, the son of Isaac, wasn’t the only man to wrestle with a being of light. I have grappled with a hologram, and I was victorious. A holographic entity is one FREE refill beyond gender fluid.

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I’m with Smudge The Cat. You can take your hologram dancing to some other galaxy. This is a Holographic Zone only.

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What year is it? I don’t even know, because since I’ve been cuddling with a hologram, I’ve been living in The Future! For ONLY $19.95, you can buy a ticket to the place everyone would pay to go to now, but will eventually end up there for FREE. Save time by spending money!

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