Seth Rich is in heaven riding a mythical white unicorn that some confused Democrats have worshiped as “Russian hacker.”

Why is the Russian hacking thing #FakeNews and completely bogus?

Well, according to Kim Dotcom, Seth Rich was responsible for the devastating DNC leaks, and not some mythical, fantastical, and farcical Russian hacker.

According to Zero Hedge,

“Of course, if it’s true that WikiLeaks’ emails came from a DNC insider it would end the “Russian hacking” narrative that has been perpetuated by Democrats and the mainstream media for the past several months. Moreover, it would corroborate the one confirmation that Julian Assange has offered regarding his source, namely that it was “not a state actor.”

Surely at least one other person besides me can see the absurdity of it all, right? Thankfully, yes. A lot of people, actually. But I leave you with one final thought before we put this to bed.

And we do need to put this #RussianHacking narrative to bed. It’s incredibly tired. It’s had a long day–a day that’s lasted over 4,321 hours.

On a one to Hillary Clinton scale, how bad does CNN stink?

First, about the Hillary Clinton bit:

So it’s confirmed: Hillary Clinton smells like sulfur, which makes sense if you consider she plays host corpse to Lucifer himself.

But what about CNN? Well, what do The People think?

There you have it, folks. The People agree: CNN stinks.