There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.
Tag: hero
If Christianity is sex between a man and a woman, then Judeo-Christianity is sex between a man and a woman, a man and a man, a man and a child, or a woman and an animal. Millions of white Christians died during WWII for this level of FREEDOM.
Share this:
Share this:
I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.
Share this:
Share this:
I am THE Rocky Balboa of the voting world, because I have been training and preparing for four years to change the world. Will I succeed? It will be a challenge, but by bubbling in my Presidential choice, I will save earth. Am I a hero? You decide. But a parade would be nice.
Share this:
Share this:
If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.
Share this:
Share this:
We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.
Share this:
Share this:
I just wrote a Romance Novel using only a toothpick and some soot from a chimney in an old Victorian mansion. The Woman fell in love with The Hero when she asked him what he liked on his pizza, and he replied, “Israel did 9/11.” As far as toppings go, nothing tops that.
Share this:
Share this:
Every hero wears a signature costume, and garbage men wear Yellow Vests, like the French icons of today, so while comic book heroes wear Spandex and live only in the hearts of teenage fanboys, these guys are out in the streets making a real difference in the world.
Share this:
Share this:
I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”
Share this:
Share this:
Whether you die at 20 or 120, life is short, and you must choose a side to fight for and represent. Even if you don’t know you have to choose or don’t want to choose, you’re choosing, so be wise because you can’t take this test twice.
