There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.
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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.
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I am THE Rocky Balboa of the voting world, because I have been training and preparing for four years to change the world. Will I succeed? It will be a challenge, but by bubbling in my Presidential choice, I will save earth. Am I a hero? You decide. But a parade would be nice.
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If you vote, you’re not only NOT a moron in my book, but you’re also a hero. I think you’d like my book. It retails for $19.95, but for a warrior like you I’d be willing to let you have it for ONLY $19.95.
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We’re all trying to save something. You’re trying to save Mother Earth from certain death, and I’m trying to save money. Your BOLD action can solve both goals. It’s never been more affordable to be a hero.
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Every hero wears a signature costume, and garbage men wear Yellow Vests, like the French icons of today, so while comic book heroes wear Spandex and live only in the hearts of teenage fanboys, these guys are out in the streets making a real difference in the world.
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I snuck a peak at the opening line of Jeremy’s Romance Novel, and it reads thus: “Our hero’s name is Jarod, and women want to be with him, men want to be him, and genderfluids want him to drink them.”
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Whether you die at 20 or 120, life is short, and you must choose a side to fight for and represent. Even if you don’t know you have to choose or don’t want to choose, you’re choosing, so be wise because you can’t take this test twice.
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People jealous of my dad bod would be even more envious to know that I don’t even train to maintain my slovenly appearance. My slob look is all natural. The only thing I train for is Election Day, my Olympics, where I vote so hard I literally save America. You’re welcome.
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The Fourth Turning is the book of the century
After reading the Fourth Turning, I’ve come to realize that I am my own great grandpa.
Being born in 1982 makes me part of the “Hero Generation.” We’re supposed to save the world every fourth generation. And by we I mean other people my age.
Father Time is into numerology. The number he is obsessed with is four. This represents Orafoura. He is the Fourth Turning. He keeps reappearing throughout history. This is haunting.
Ghost, spirit, soul, Orafoura. Four names, four directions to the same thing.
Orafoura lies in bed on his stomach, with his left leg crossed over his right leg at the knee to form a “4.” He does this to get back to nature, and get back to sleep.
Orafoura set his alarm clock to go off when the defiant shouts of the heroes pushing against the establishment turns to the grunts of exertion that are released as they pull the economy up and up to greater and greater heights than even those seen before December 2007.
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