Tag: helen keller
I may dance like two-thirds of the bottom half of a piano, but that doesn’t mean you can buy my Romantic Moves. However, they are FOR RENT at Truck Stop Diner Prices.
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The worst part about this Coronavirus Crisis is that since everything has been canceled, I can’t watch sports. It’s true that as a fan I was Helen Kelleresque, but I was just about to get serious about life, and finally start paying attention to what truly matters in this world.
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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.
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Please pray for me, and wipe your hands on my product, so it gets your signature scent, and can pulse out Buy Signals to you. $19.95 feels like a mild electrical shock similar to getting struck by lightning.
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This meme really speaks to me, in the manner of Helen Keller. Also in the manor is the butler, and if I’m ever murdered, he’s the guy you should blame, because he tried to get the kitchen into Spirit Cooking.
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Orville, Clive, Stuart, Ambrose, Thaddeus, Landon, Jaxson, Colton, Ayden, Kingston, Duke, Nathaniel, Wesley, Blake, Preston, Colt, Arthur, & Remington all told me it would be better to be shot by a Yankee than to give my heart to you, but I was Helen Keller to their sound advice.
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Which is better, Endless Shrimp or Leftover Meatloaf from the1980s? Well, in a blind taste test, Helen Keller chose the meatloaf. She was emphatic about her selection, because in her own words she said, “Azkgaaka grreghquua uaklapha!” That sounds like 100% Pure Love to me.
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Come and enjoy Branson’s NEWEST attraction. If you can’t find the ride, and have no idea where to look, congratulations, you have already started The Helen Keller Experience!
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If you thought Helen Keller was blind, just wait until you see how The All-Seeing Eye will be surprised by Christ. Of all the things to behold, The All-Seeing Eye will wish it could peer into the future and disappear like a blink in the night.
