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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.
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Taste the interdimensional. Just add water—from the second heaven.
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If you have always wanted to be a fisherman of cash, but just haven’t had the right net to catch it all with, then NOW is your chance to use what the pros use. My net is 100% nylon and Made In America, Argentina.
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Everything is sales, and everyone is a salesman. The question is, what are you selling, and when you get paid, does the person you sold also get a reward?
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My Rose Heart yearns for your gentle gardener’s hands.
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In a Lake of Clouds, there’s only one thing you can fish for: Dreams. Mostly I catch mine, but sometimes I catch yours, and I must say I am flattered to always see myself as the co-star in your subconscious fantasies.
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Ah, September. This time of year always reminds me of George W. Bush. Any idea why? Any other person I’d give one guess, but since it’s you, George, I’ll give you three tries, and that’s like two second chances, which is more than you’ll get from Christ for what you did.
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Your life is a movie where you are the writer, director, and lead actor. It takes a lot of talent to make it to the closing credits of your life while keeping God on the edge of His seat wanting more the whole time.
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