2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

2019/02/182019/02/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My heart is shaped like a strawberry, and when it’s full of your lemonade-flavored love it’s probably something that Branson tourists would pay $19.95 to sip on in the hot summer. I’m hoping you’ll supply me with FREE refills.

2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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She has a heart like a desert cactus, my love is like a waterfall, and you can enjoy a FREE barrel ride over the edge, if you don’t mind sloshing around with all the wine inside.

2018/12/312018/12/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

2018/12/302018/12/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

2018/12/272018/12/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

2018/12/252018/12/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The fact that we have become strangers tears my heart in two. I need a minute to collect myself. Come back in 60 seconds and I should be the guy you know and love.

2018/12/182018/12/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

2018/12/172018/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart.

2018/12/172018/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

2018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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2019 seems to be the year that men becoming women produces yawns induced by boredom. When men start transitioning into cats, wake me up, because it’s not like I don’t already self-identify as one.

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My heart is shaped like a strawberry, and when it’s full of your lemonade-flavored love it’s probably something that Branson tourists would pay $19.95 to sip on in the hot summer. I’m hoping you’ll supply me with FREE refills.

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She has a heart like a desert cactus, my love is like a waterfall, and you can enjoy a FREE barrel ride over the edge, if you don’t mind sloshing around with all the wine inside.

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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

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We had a love that could light the night sky with pastels like we were the sunrise, but we don’t have that anymore. I’m the only one who has our love now, but I keep it safe in my heart just in case you ever come back for it.

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The fact that we have become strangers tears my heart in two. I need a minute to collect myself. Come back in 60 seconds and I should be the guy you know and love.

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

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Your mouth can say the words I love you, but it’s your lips in your kiss that confirms the truth of your heart.

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

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