Seeing you gives me an internal sunburn, because my heart burns hot for you like the incinerating sky luminary that makes the seasons. My corazon only makes love, but it can also be used to measure time.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.

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A pulled tooth is heart-shaped, if yanked with love. That’s what I do—for ONLY $19.95!

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Self-storage is good, but self-actualization is better. How can you work on improving your personal life if your heart is cluttered? Why not store all that junk in my attic for ONLY $19.95 a month?

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

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My heart pours forth, and if you pour a fifth, we can both drink and be merry.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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Or perhaps your love has inspired my stone-heart to grow into a tree that’s full of green life.

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Seeing you gives me an internal sunburn, because my heart burns hot for you like the incinerating sky luminary that makes the seasons. My corazon only makes love, but it can also be used to measure time.

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A heart has two bumps in it, because at its core love is a circle with a point, and that point is two unite two into one.

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In my book, love is all there is in this world. If you agree, that book retails for $19.95 and does come with a FREE slice of Leftover Meatloaf, which makes a tasty bookmark.

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A pulled tooth is heart-shaped, if yanked with love. That’s what I do—for ONLY $19.95!

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Self-storage is good, but self-actualization is better. How can you work on improving your personal life if your heart is cluttered? Why not store all that junk in my attic for ONLY $19.95 a month?

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Guinness should give itself a world record for being the biggest Clown Show in this circus called Life.

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My heart pours forth, and if you pour a fifth, we can both drink and be merry.

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You can live life twice, when you find your soul mate, because you feel what she feels, and her heart pumps your veins with love.

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The heart is a magical vessel, because the more love you pour out, the more love you have to pour out, and right now I’m offering FREE refills!

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