Tag: health
When Republicans talk about American FREEDOM, I’m sure they’re including our dependance on advertising to tell us which pharmaceutical products we’d love to enslave ourselves to, and how we can become healthier by first making ourselves sicker.
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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.
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In between meals I eat snacks, and in between snacks I eat microsnacks, and this is how I plan on being around forever. Or at least a round.
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McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.
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Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?
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Rent one cat in a bag, get FREE snuggles. The bag is available to rent per hour, per day, or perhaps for life. But hurry, because supplies are limited. First come, first serve, as I only have ONE left IN STOCK.
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I once did a charity walk for cancer. They asked for money, and I walked away.
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Marijuana is a miracle medicinal plant, so it’s no surprise the government made it illegal, because Uncle Sam is there for The People, and should be trusted with your healthcare.
