Are you the sort of person who eats dessert before or after dinner? As for me, I do BOTH. I eat dessert, dinner, and then dessert again. Without the desserts on both sides of the dinner, there’d be no balance, and a balanced diet is a healthy diet.

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Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.

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The profit Walmart made off this soda sale must be fat. I mean truly obese. That’s the sign of a healthy tourism economy.

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They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

2019/08/112019/08/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When Republicans talk about American FREEDOM, I’m sure they’re including our dependance on advertising to tell us which pharmaceutical products we’d love to enslave ourselves to, and how we can become healthier by first making ourselves sicker.

2019/03/292019/03/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

2019/03/132019/03/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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In between meals I eat snacks, and in between snacks I eat microsnacks, and this is how I plan on being around forever. Or at least a round.

2018/09/282018/09/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

2018/08/292018/08/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?

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Rent one cat in a bag, get FREE snuggles. The bag is available to rent per hour, per day, or perhaps for life. But hurry, because supplies are limited. First come, first serve, as I only have ONE left IN STOCK.

2018/06/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Are you the sort of person who eats dessert before or after dinner? As for me, I do BOTH. I eat dessert, dinner, and then dessert again. Without the desserts on both sides of the dinner, there’d be no balance, and a balanced diet is a healthy diet.

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Politicians want The People to wear masks, but it would benefit society if they covered their mouths with them. This world would be healthier if the talking out of both sides of politicians’ chew-holes stopped.

Like this:

The profit Walmart made off this soda sale must be fat. I mean truly obese. That’s the sign of a healthy tourism economy.

Like this:

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I believe it. That’s why I’m surprised The FDA hasn’t yet banned jokes and memes.

Like this:

When Republicans talk about American FREEDOM, I’m sure they’re including our dependance on advertising to tell us which pharmaceutical products we’d love to enslave ourselves to, and how we can become healthier by first making ourselves sicker.

Like this:

Forget murderers, rapists, and traitors. I’m glad Donald Trump’s Department of Justice is going after the truly evil people, like mothers who want their kids to get into good universities and are willing to pay for it.

Like this:

In between meals I eat snacks, and in between snacks I eat microsnacks, and this is how I plan on being around forever. Or at least a round.

Like this:

McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.

Like this:

Your soul thirsts to love and be loved to be whole, so how come you don’t infuse your water with love and quench your body’s thirst with a drink that heals?

Like this:

Rent one cat in a bag, get FREE snuggles. The bag is available to rent per hour, per day, or perhaps for life. But hurry, because supplies are limited. First come, first serve, as I only have ONE left IN STOCK.

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