FREE networking tip #13: Instead of offering your hand when meeting someone, extend a rubber duck that squeaks. It’s just a small gesture that says, “I’m here, you’re here, and I really care.”
When I sell a Karate Chop, I never give a handshake to seal the deal, because I don’t give out FREE samples of the deadliest product in all of Clown World.
How would YOU like to earn $19.95 per day chopping down trees with your bare hands? Sound too good to be true? Well, that’s because it is! You forgot to subtract taxes from your take-home pay!
If you’re going to buy something, you may as well buy anything, and THIS amazing product FOR SALE is anything for anybody, even if, and especially if, you have a yellow smiley face for a head. These yellow gloves will really bring out your emoji.