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If he’s shorthanded, I guess he’s not a pianist. Well, neither am I, but that doesn’t stop me from trying to book myself performances at birthday parties, weddings, and elevator rides.

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The reason I make soap by hand is it’s cleaner than making it by foot. Plus, there are too many steps in the process of making things by foot, so I’ll leave that to the wineries.

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If Subway’s chicken is only 50% chicken, so what? I’m 50% chicken, too. (The other half of me is pure coward.)

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Autumn leaves go from green to brown, though orange, and that’s a gradient that’s great in the beginning and middle, but sad at the end, like fading love. I wish we could omit winter and summer, and just have a SpringFall kind of romance.

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Forever just feels right, when you’re holding a hand that fits perfectly in yours.

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If you’re going to buy something, you may as well buy anything, and THIS amazing product FOR SALE is anything for anybody, even if, and especially if, you have a yellow smiley face for a head. These yellow gloves will really bring out your emoji.

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