Hey, put away your gun. Don’t shoot me. I’m just the messenger. I’m like your friendly neighborhood Post Office Driver, except instead of delivering junk mail, I deal in dank memes.
Tag: gun
How do you wage war without firing a single gun? Start a trade war. How do you murder without getting your hands bloody? Start a trade war.
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As the world grows more violent, I’m trying to harvest a more valuable crop: Peace. As a Farmer of Love, I have what people both want and need, and that makes it doubly profitable.
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I actually don’t even own a gun. Why would I, when I have Karate Hands that are so effective that Oregon lumberjacks keep asking me to rent them to help chop down trees?
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If you think you’re going to get shot while visiting a violent city, it’s best to travel with a doctor. I’m a big fan of human shields. That’s why I invented The Dr. Obambulator-Shaped Body Suit that’s made for two people to walk in tandem.
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Sometimes I see heart shapes in clouds. Am I delusional, or am I in love? I would say I have to be the first to be the second, and I would also say most definitely yes.
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