Before you can be where you want to be, you need to be who you want to be. Except if you want to be me, because that’s impossible, unless you want to work my shift tomorrow morning while I sleep in, and then yes, you can totally be me.

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Sometimes I stand outside in the summer breeze and close my eyes, imagining it’s your warm breath rushing over my skin, and in these moments I am clothed in Love, which never goes out of style.

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Every morning I give thanks for not only being alive, but for having my life. Can you imagine how terrible life would be if I were you?

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The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.

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In a Lake of Clouds, there’s only one thing you can fish for: Dreams. Mostly I catch mine, but sometimes I catch yours, and I must say I am flattered to always see myself as the co-star in your subconscious fantasies.

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If your heart craves a mystical place, you’ll love The Ozarks. In fact, it’s so magical it doesn’t exist. Do not try to find it, and definitely do not come here. Just turn around, because this surreal realm is not real.

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Are waterfalls the most romantic things in the world? You’d think so, but I actually dated one, and the truth is they only care about looking good, and they only want you around to fawn over them and take their picture all the time.

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My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

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Because I chase beautiful sunsets, they end up following my like loyal, loving dogs, and every day a new one shows up to say a quick hi and bye.

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Did you know Arkansas has the most romantic place in the world, and that it’s portable? It’s true! It’s me, every time I’m in the state, which will soon be a 24/7 thing.

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Before you can be where you want to be, you need to be who you want to be. Except if you want to be me, because that’s impossible, unless you want to work my shift tomorrow morning while I sleep in, and then yes, you can totally be me.

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Sometimes I stand outside in the summer breeze and close my eyes, imagining it’s your warm breath rushing over my skin, and in these moments I am clothed in Love, which never goes out of style.

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Every morning I give thanks for not only being alive, but for having my life. Can you imagine how terrible life would be if I were you?

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The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.

Like this:

In a Lake of Clouds, there’s only one thing you can fish for: Dreams. Mostly I catch mine, but sometimes I catch yours, and I must say I am flattered to always see myself as the co-star in your subconscious fantasies.

Like this:

If your heart craves a mystical place, you’ll love The Ozarks. In fact, it’s so magical it doesn’t exist. Do not try to find it, and definitely do not come here. Just turn around, because this surreal realm is not real.

Like this:

Are waterfalls the most romantic things in the world? You’d think so, but I actually dated one, and the truth is they only care about looking good, and they only want you around to fawn over them and take their picture all the time.

Like this:

My love for her has more dimensions that the human mind can comprehend. Only the heart knows what is beyond width, depth, and height.

Like this:

Because I chase beautiful sunsets, they end up following my like loyal, loving dogs, and every day a new one shows up to say a quick hi and bye.

Like this:

Did you know Arkansas has the most romantic place in the world, and that it’s portable? It’s true! It’s me, every time I’m in the state, which will soon be a 24/7 thing.

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