She makes my heart flutter like a butterfly, when before it was still like a rose, and so in return I bought her the most romantic gift ever: A used dishwasher. I would have bought her a new one, but babies splash around too much in the sink.
Tag: garden
I know a thing or thirteen about making soap. But so what? Am I the World’s Greatest Soap Maker? Actually, YES! And I have the trophy to prove it. It only cost me $19.95 from The Trophy Store.
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My heart pours forth, and if you pour a fifth, we can both drink and be merry.
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I make love like a rose, and I make war like a cactus. It’s up to you whether we are a garden or we are desert.
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My Rose Heart yearns for your gentle gardener’s hands.
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Love is a garden, and if you want it to grow, you have to get a little dirty. I like it when you get dirty with me.
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The key to keeping your pet waterfall happy is feeding it Kool-Aid, and if you don’t want to turn your pet waterfall all red, as if it’s in a continual state of blushing, I recommend using the transparent flavor of Kool-Aid called CNN.
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