A new study shows journalists' brains operate two levels below Moron. This is due to dehydration, and from being the size of raisins.

— Senator Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1) May 20, 2017

According to Zero Hedge:

A recent scientific study just proved something that viewers of CNN have probably suspected for years: Journalists’ brains function at a lower level than the rest of the population.

A study conducted by neuroscientist Tara Swift and the London Press Club determined that “the highest functions of journalists brains were operating at a lower level than the average population, due to dehydration, self-medicating, and fueling their brains with caffeine and high-sugar foods”

Using a simple Twitter search to find a sample from The People, I was able to determine what you and I already know about journalists. Here are just a few thoughts about journalists.

@brithume @usacsmret The new breed of news journalists are stupid people – it is like they hang around a fax machine waiting 4 the next Media Cartel instruction.

— Rods and Guitars (@rodsandguitars) May 20, 2017

@StefanMolyneux journalists are stupid, i see so many spelling and sentence errors in mainstream reporting its a joke. do these people even proof read? nope

— Spaceman (@Spacemanseeds) May 20, 2017

I just.. everybody knows this but I have to say, most cable news journalists are stupid hacks, especially those on CNN & it's making me mad

— meatpopsicle 🇿🇦 (@Strydumb) April 13, 2017

@gruber I can't tell if those articles are bullshit or if the "analysts" and "journalists" are stupid. Maybe they're just unhappy in general

— Justin Dickow (@JuJoDi) February 2, 2017

That's why I always emphasized that majority of the TV journalists are stupid to the core.Just got good face&flaunt superficial language https://t.co/QyHAJtC99e

— Nitin Shriwas (@nitinshriwas88) January 19, 2017

It seems journalists, at least the ones on TV, are hired for their pretty faces—sometimes even those of lizards. Seriously, they’re shifty.

— Senator Jarod Kintz (@JarodKintz1) May 20, 2017

Well, there it is. Now you know what you already knew: Journalists are stupid.