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Tag: fool
Lies come in all sorts of flavors, while The Truth is always vanilla. However, while you can get a lie in any flavor you’d like, it is always camouflaged poison.
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When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.
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Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.
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A bootlicker would be so much wiser if he would simply hold his tongue. The tongue can be used in many foolish ways, like praising our oppressors, but the most foolish way to use your tongue is to be a bootlicker.
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If you don’t quit tricking me, I’m warning you, I’m gonna keep on voting for you until you regret making me look like a fool!
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