Some flavors can only be tasted with wise awakened eyes wide.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

2019/07/272019/07/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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As if applesauce and salsa soup wasn’t good enough, I went and added cabbage, pumpkin goop, and chopped liver, for texture. I’m thinking about freezing the whole batch and selling them as sharp popsicles that double as defense weapons, if someone should attack you for your food.

2019/04/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Have you ever considered using used shoes as soup bowls? If it sounds gross, wait until you smell it! But don’t wait too long, because by that time it will be cold and I may no longer have it ON SALE!

2019/03/222019/03/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Is there such a thing as too much yum? I’m trying to find out, because I just invented leftover-meatloaf-flavored bubblegum! You know, for lovers.

2019/03/112019/03/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

2019/03/102019/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

With VCR prices this LOW, you could start your own buffet! Seniors eat FREE before five!

2019/03/062019/03/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When I’m not making cakes, my hobbies include terrorizing trailer parks and being photographed by storm chasers.

2019/03/042019/03/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!

2019/02/272019/02/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Some flavors can only be tasted with wise awakened eyes wide.

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In descending order, these are my favorite milkshake flavors: Mint chocolate chip, caramel, strawberry, and Israel did 9/11.

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Eat local. If not for your own health, do it for the children.

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As if applesauce and salsa soup wasn’t good enough, I went and added cabbage, pumpkin goop, and chopped liver, for texture. I’m thinking about freezing the whole batch and selling them as sharp popsicles that double as defense weapons, if someone should attack you for your food.

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Have you ever considered using used shoes as soup bowls? If it sounds gross, wait until you smell it! But don’t wait too long, because by that time it will be cold and I may no longer have it ON SALE!

Like this:

Is there such a thing as too much yum? I’m trying to find out, because I just invented leftover-meatloaf-flavored bubblegum! You know, for lovers.

Like this:

Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

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With VCR prices this LOW, you could start your own buffet! Seniors eat FREE before five!

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When I’m not making cakes, my hobbies include terrorizing trailer parks and being photographed by storm chasers.

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Steaks are NOW 19 for $19.95. Wow, that’s practically a steal! Actually, it truly is a steal. That’s what makes the food taste so great!

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