I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

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Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.

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Every morning I give thanks for not only being alive, but for having my life. Can you imagine how terrible life would be if I were you?

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Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

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The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.

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I once had a Secret Lover. In fact, she was so secret that not even she knew about our romance.

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Secrets are best stored out in the open during foggy nights, camouflaged by their ethereal cousin. That’s when and where I keep my entire inventory, and on a night like tonight I practically SOLD OUT. But I still have one secret left, and it can be yours, for the right price.

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I wrote this a long space ago, but I haven’t the foggiest clue when.

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I accidentally wrote, “This Book is Not FOR SAL” on my GIF, instead of “This Book is Not FOR SALE,” but I decided not to change it because it’s also not for SAL. I’m sorry, Sal, but you are not allowed to read this particular book.

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I believe we are all being reduced to poverty through the devaluation of our fiat currency and the forced closures of small businesses. I also believe mass starvation is coming. Am I living in Fantasy Land? No. I’m living fantastically in The Ozarks, and I am preparing.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

Like this:

Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.

Like this:

Every morning I give thanks for not only being alive, but for having my life. Can you imagine how terrible life would be if I were you?

Like this:

Though The Ozarks are often foggy and mysterious, I can see clearly, because I let my heart provide my vision.

Like this:

The world needs more love, and I need more money, which is my my new #startup idea of a floating gondola rowed romantically on fog in The Ozarks is a win-win-win, with the first two wins going to me, and the third one going to you, for the incredibly LOW PRICE of just $19.95.

Like this:

I once had a Secret Lover. In fact, she was so secret that not even she knew about our romance.

Like this:

Secrets are best stored out in the open during foggy nights, camouflaged by their ethereal cousin. That’s when and where I keep my entire inventory, and on a night like tonight I practically SOLD OUT. But I still have one secret left, and it can be yours, for the right price.

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I wrote this a long space ago, but I haven’t the foggiest clue when.

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