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To me, making love is performance art, and right now if you’d like to see a masterpiece, tickets are just $10 bucks at the window.

2019/02/062019/02/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The ink that writes our Love Story is the blood that flows through our hearts, like flowers liquified and pulsing upward toward the light.

2018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love flutters like a butterfly, and it grows like a floating rose.

2018/12/152018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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She moves smooth like the fog glides down the hills of The Ozarks, and each step is filled with romance and mystery, and all my heart wants to do is explore her hidden treasure.

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There were a lot of flowers at my wedding. They were all in my heart. They are all still alive and thriving, and if you act now, they are ON SALE for Buy One, Get Eleven FREE!

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Love is a garden, and if you want it to grow, you have to get a little dirty. I like it when you get dirty with me.

2018/11/302018/11/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Love is a gift, and right now mine is ON SALE. Get it while it’s still IN STOCK. You don’t want to miss out on this shiny THING that will surely impress all the people you hate.

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Butterflies are Flying Flowers, sunsets are Cloud Flowers, and fireworks are skyflowers. Everything reminds me of flowers, and flowers remind me of love, because love is all around all the time.

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A bouquet of butterflies would be like a dozen flying roses, and that kind of romance would really make my heart flutter.

2018/08/052018/08/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Our love will flourish like flowers, if we water it with honesty and understanding.

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