Lies come in all sorts of flavors, while The Truth is always vanilla. However, while you can get a lie in any flavor you’d like, it is always camouflaged poison.
Tag: flavor
Everything is better when flavored with Love. That’s why my prices are so high!
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No bears were injured in the making of this GIF. Sadly, one little girl did start crying. But she stopped once I gave her a Frozen Duck Soup Popsicle, which is now FOR SALE and available in four fun flavors that all taste the same!
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Duck eggs—the energy drink in a shell. Now available in an assortment of flavors that can be easily digitized and uploaded to The Cloud, to be later enjoyed through your eyes and ears.
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My new coffee is now 1980s flavored. It was inspired by Branson, Missouri’s love obsession with the year 1991, combined with the letter Q. You can’t say you get no respect, because you get FREE refills right up to 1990.
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Of course, I’m open to seasoning my Duck Soup with other sounds, like Track # 3 from U2’s classic 1987 hit album “The Joshua Tree.” Though I might have to charge an additional $19.95 for such an exotic flavor.
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Taste the interdimensional. Just add water—from the second heaven.
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The only people who’ve ever died laughing are still alive to talk about it. That is, until NOW. I may have inadvertently created a device so funny it’s actually a Weapon of War. It’s so potent that FEMA wants to buy it, so they can re-label the deaths as being caused by Covid-19.
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I had Dr. Gigglebrooks run diagnostics on my proprietary torture device that measures the quantity of exhaled breath in authentic laughter, and the results are in: A Box of Laughter has 33.3% more FLAVOR than Canned Laughter.
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In 2016 I deftly avoided stepping in the dog shit known as our Presidential Election. But here we are, nearly four years later, and some people are still chewing on that same piece of poop, while others have found a fresh turd to gargle.
