There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

2021/11/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The Great Dragon may breathe fire, but he can’t stop his kingdom from burning. This world is an illusion made of dry sticks, and it’s all kindling material for when Christ returns.

2021/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The dollar’s collapse in value is occurring simultaneously with society’s moral degeneration. So, as people get poorer they turn to porn and gambling to try to make fake money. But nobody thinks about focusing on The Real.

2021/10/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Why should you listen to me about business? Do I know how to make a dollar? Yes. Do I know how to make two dollars? Well, no. Not unless I get my hands on a Federal Reserve Fake Money Printer.

2021/10/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

It used to be that one dollar a month would feed a starving African child. But thanks to inflation, I guess they are now back to hunting and gathering—you know, the pursuit of kangz.

2021/10/022021/10/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The cycle of employee turnover will increase until it’s a tornado ripping through this trailer park we call our economy. Fake money and inflation has created a giant Kansas.

2021/09/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Dunkin Donuts in town is continually hiring. How would YOU like to work in an environment where the aesthetic makes a cold gas station bathroom feel like a cozy log cabin lit yellow-orange by a flickering hearth fire by comparison? And you get FREE refills on customer rage!

2021/09/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars is both a lot of money and not a lot or money. It’s a huge sum that’s worth nothing. That means you’re practically getting my love for FREE.

2021/09/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

2021/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT.

2021/08/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

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The Great Dragon may breathe fire, but he can’t stop his kingdom from burning. This world is an illusion made of dry sticks, and it’s all kindling material for when Christ returns.

Like this:

The dollar’s collapse in value is occurring simultaneously with society’s moral degeneration. So, as people get poorer they turn to porn and gambling to try to make fake money. But nobody thinks about focusing on The Real.

Like this:

Why should you listen to me about business? Do I know how to make a dollar? Yes. Do I know how to make two dollars? Well, no. Not unless I get my hands on a Federal Reserve Fake Money Printer.

Like this:

It used to be that one dollar a month would feed a starving African child. But thanks to inflation, I guess they are now back to hunting and gathering—you know, the pursuit of kangz.

Like this:

The cycle of employee turnover will increase until it’s a tornado ripping through this trailer park we call our economy. Fake money and inflation has created a giant Kansas.

Like this:

Dunkin Donuts in town is continually hiring. How would YOU like to work in an environment where the aesthetic makes a cold gas station bathroom feel like a cozy log cabin lit yellow-orange by a flickering hearth fire by comparison? And you get FREE refills on customer rage!

Like this:

One Hundred Trillion Zimbabwe Dollars is both a lot of money and not a lot or money. It’s a huge sum that’s worth nothing. That means you’re practically getting my love for FREE.

Like this:

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

Like this:

Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT.

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