Tag: fast food
Though runaway teens do a lot of running, and babies do a lot of crawling, some just aren’t fast enough to escape becoming fast food hamburgers.
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In this Land of Monetary Inflation, how do you think McDonald’s can sell their meat so cheaply? And why do you think their restaurants smell like a morgue?
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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.
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McDonald’s is The Pope of the food industry, and by that I mean it takes Evil and disguises it as something tantalizing to be obtained, to the detriment of your body and soul.
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Lilly Hobbs versus Fast Food. Quality overcomes speed. A local business For The Win!
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America’s biggest export is war, which means we switched from making widgets to manufacturing death, so it’s not surprising that McDonald’s tastes like a coffin.
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Do you like your yoga mats toasted, or do you like them cold, like the lettuce, tomatoes, and slabs of meat? Either way, Subway has such unbeatable prices it’s like they are wholesalers of #SweatyRubberSandwiches.
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Branding 101: Sometimes if you want to compete with the best, you have to offer the worst. This is especially true in the fast food industry.
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If people are going to be eating people, I hope Richard Dawkins finds himself invited to dinner at the home of a family of cannibals. At least with him being silent throughout the meal, his conversational skills will be much improved.
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