I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. (Powdered love poetry and water sold separately.) 2020/02/282020/02/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
The reason you think fashion today is trash is because it IS trash. But why pay a lot of money for trash, when I sell garbage for a fraction of the price? 2019/03/142019/03/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Tuxedos as formal wear is soooooo March 7th, 2019. Today is March 8th, 2019, and that means these jeans are the NEW must-have wedding attire. 2019/03/092019/03/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
These days, relevant Fashion Houses are mostly influenced by Meme Culture, but Kind Art Zoo Jar’s main influence is the migratory patterns of populations based on varying tax rates. The fact that he’ll put you to sleep is what makes him so woke! 2019/02/172019/02/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Kind Art Zoo Jar just invented lollipop-flavored pants. Taste before you buy! The crotch area has the most yum per square inch. 2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by #KindArtZooJar. It’s the only Fashion House made entirely of cards, and that’s why they have all the deals. 2019/02/122019/02/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
This #sponsored #ad is brought to you by Kind Art Zoo Jar. Why pay more for less, when you could pay less for less? 2019/02/122019/02/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
The point of modeling is to increase the visibility of the clothing being showcased, so why hire beautiful people who only distract from the product? Why not hire me at 50% the cost, and a 100% increase in transparency? 2019/01/202019/01/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
The genius part about my #startup idea where clothes fade to zero opacity when the monthly subscription goes unpaid, is women would NOT tolerate seeing this man go shirtless, and neither would the gay male community. They would all scream, “Pay your bill!” 2018/09/162018/09/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge. 2018/09/082018/09/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...