A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

2019/07/262019/07/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Sometimes the best answer is no answer. But not this time. No, while the correct answer is B, the best answer is D.

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Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

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I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.

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I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

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I’d love it if you called me sometime. Of course, I won’t answer my phone, but still, I’ll appreciate the call.

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Actually, it wasn’t fair of me to say the only thing Rothschild loves more than stealing is war, because he also loves extortion, funding fake news, censorship of Truth, distorting markets through the magification of fake money while destroying economies, and sacrificing babies.

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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

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Sometimes the best answer is no answer. But not this time. No, while the correct answer is B, the best answer is D.

Like this:

Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

Like this:

I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.

Like this:

I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

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I’d love it if you called me sometime. Of course, I won’t answer my phone, but still, I’ll appreciate the call.

Like this:

Actually, it wasn’t fair of me to say the only thing Rothschild loves more than stealing is war, because he also loves extortion, funding fake news, censorship of Truth, distorting markets through the magification of fake money while destroying economies, and sacrificing babies.

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Is your favorite Chinese restaurant serving your favorite pet under the guise of chicken? Find out which restaurants in your area are secretly offering Toyota parts on their menu, tonight at 6:00.

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