Clowns are to be taken more seriously than mainstream news. But clowns are not to be taken. Put them back or pay for them—or ask the person you took them from to pay for them in a large quantity of small, unmarked bills stacked in a briefcase and left in a prearranged location.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

2019/10/312019/10/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.

2019/08/252019/08/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

2019/07/262019/07/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Sometimes the best answer is no answer. But not this time. No, while the correct answer is B, the best answer is D.

2019/07/212019/07/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

2019/06/282019/06/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.

2019/04/112019/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’d love it if you called me sometime. Of course, I won’t answer my phone, but still, I’ll appreciate the call.

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Tag: fake news

Clowns are to be taken more seriously than mainstream news. But clowns are not to be taken. Put them back or pay for them—or ask the person you took them from to pay for them in a large quantity of small, unmarked bills stacked in a briefcase and left in a prearranged location.

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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.

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A parrot will say whatever you tell it to say. If you don’t believe me, just go try talking to a CNN viewer.

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This is 100% true, in a CNN sense of the word.

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

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Sometimes the best answer is no answer. But not this time. No, while the correct answer is B, the best answer is D.

Like this:

Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

Like this:

I don’t know, maybe I’m being too hard on Central Banksters. Maybe they’re just misunderstood. Maybe they’re just making fake news, making wars, and making us all poor for our own good. Maybe they really are productive members of society, and not at all shapeshifting cockroaches.

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I haven’t seen my own grandma since I reported her for questioning The Official Narrative. But I don’t care if they burned her in The Incinerator, because I got paid $19.95.

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I’d love it if you called me sometime. Of course, I won’t answer my phone, but still, I’ll appreciate the call.

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