If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

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Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.

2020/09/282020/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

2020/08/252020/08/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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“You break it, you buy it.” That retail maxim is what I told my cat. Well, he broke it. But he couldn’t buy it, because not only does he not have any money—he doesn’t even have any fake money (dollars).

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The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

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Some sharks like the taste of seal meat. Other sharks like eating human babies. The latter sharks are the kind you vote for, and who also run international banks.

2020/06/122020/06/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

TODAY is the last day to take a tour of BearPaw Duck Farm—until TOMORROW. The ticket price today is $19.95, but with the way The Federal Reserve is printing fake money, tomorrow it may cost you ONE TRILLION DOLLARS. Just ask 2005 Zimbabwe.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I used to own a dollar. Well, The Banksters let me pretend I owned a dollar. That was yesterday. Now that dollar is even thinner than it was 24 hours ago, and soon it will be so thin it won’t be paper, it will be entirely digital.

2020/04/272020/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Now that nobody has any money or job, maybe people would pay me to print them income. Buy a $100 dollar bill for ONLY $19.95—or Five For Fifty dollars. (Fake, fake, fake money not an acceptable form of payment for fake, fake money.)

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FREE money means one thing—the currency is worthless. You just don’t know it yet.

2020/04/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

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Did you VOTE for this? Because I didn’t VOTE for this. But that’s because I didn’t VOTE. Maybe 2020 will be the year you finally wise up to the farce called VOTING.

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Nothing illustrates the difference between quality and quantity more than fiat currency. You can have all the fake money in the world, but if it’s intrinsic value is zero then it’s not worth anything. Branson’s Five & Dime is also the quality to the currencies of fives and dimes.

Like this:

“You break it, you buy it.” That retail maxim is what I told my cat. Well, he broke it. But he couldn’t buy it, because not only does he not have any money—he doesn’t even have any fake money (dollars).

Like this:

The only thing better than FREE fake money is not having to clean it up when it turns into decorative confetti. Actually, by that point, EVERYTHING is better than fiat currency.

Like this:

Some sharks like the taste of seal meat. Other sharks like eating human babies. The latter sharks are the kind you vote for, and who also run international banks.

Like this:

TODAY is the last day to take a tour of BearPaw Duck Farm—until TOMORROW. The ticket price today is $19.95, but with the way The Federal Reserve is printing fake money, tomorrow it may cost you ONE TRILLION DOLLARS. Just ask 2005 Zimbabwe.

Like this:

I used to own a dollar. Well, The Banksters let me pretend I owned a dollar. That was yesterday. Now that dollar is even thinner than it was 24 hours ago, and soon it will be so thin it won’t be paper, it will be entirely digital.

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Now that nobody has any money or job, maybe people would pay me to print them income. Buy a $100 dollar bill for ONLY $19.95—or Five For Fifty dollars. (Fake, fake, fake money not an acceptable form of payment for fake, fake money.)

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FREE money means one thing—the currency is worthless. You just don’t know it yet.

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