If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

2019/09/022019/09/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I hate automatic doors, because they eliminate kindness from society. When I’m walking towards a door in step with a stranger, old or young, man, woman, or a nonbinary entity of uncertain origin, I jump ahead to hold the door open, and I smile as I say something charming to them.

2019/08/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I drive an exotic sports car, a 2011 Toyota Camry, so I’m a guy that appreciates speed and luxury, which is why I decided to start selling high-quantity goods at low-quality prices.

2019/02/262019/02/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

2019/02/252019/02/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m now selling Modern Dance Moves in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and I’ve Gotta Pee. The latter also describes the exotic motion.

2019/02/202019/02/20 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Liquid xylophone music with a hint of saxophone is too exotic and sexy to taste test right now. I’ll have to wait until the world is ready for that level of experiential retail, but once it goes live, after the samples get canned, I predict a baby boom.

2019/02/132019/02/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

2019/01/302019/01/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My last cardiologist said my heart problems are due to the fact that I love too hard, but I disagreed and so I fired him. This has negatively impacted the performance of my Toyota Camry, because my last cardiologist was also my car mechanic.

2018/12/032018/12/03 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My heart is a red butterfly that flutters only for you, and your love is is the floral scent of The Ozarks that fills every breath of mine with exotic desire.

2018/11/242018/11/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If I could live anywhere, I’d live here, in this moment, with you.

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I hate automatic doors, because they eliminate kindness from society. When I’m walking towards a door in step with a stranger, old or young, man, woman, or a nonbinary entity of uncertain origin, I jump ahead to hold the door open, and I smile as I say something charming to them.

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I drive an exotic sports car, a 2011 Toyota Camry, so I’m a guy that appreciates speed and luxury, which is why I decided to start selling high-quantity goods at low-quality prices.

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If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

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I’m now selling Modern Dance Moves in four sizes: Small, Medium, Large, and I’ve Gotta Pee. The latter also describes the exotic motion.

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Liquid xylophone music with a hint of saxophone is too exotic and sexy to taste test right now. I’ll have to wait until the world is ready for that level of experiential retail, but once it goes live, after the samples get canned, I predict a baby boom.

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If you happen to have a pet that’s so exotic it’s extinct, I do have specialty leashes, and I offer walking services at affordable prices. I’ll even walk your pet peeve, though there’s an extra cost due to the intrinsically irritating nature of the experience.

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My last cardiologist said my heart problems are due to the fact that I love too hard, but I disagreed and so I fired him. This has negatively impacted the performance of my Toyota Camry, because my last cardiologist was also my car mechanic.

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My heart is a red butterfly that flutters only for you, and your love is is the floral scent of The Ozarks that fills every breath of mine with exotic desire.

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