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George Bush is The Artful Dodger, escaping justice while learning how to be Rembrand. I’d like to use George Bush’s head as a paintbrush, after he’s publicly executed via guillotine for Crimes Against Humanity.

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This morning I went for a relaxing walk. The best part is I was asleep at the time, and none of the cars that were honking at me woke me up.

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My incredible noose prices aren’t going to last forever. The sale ends when grandma discovers I’ve stolen all her rope.

2018/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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