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Republicans want war now, and Democrats want war later. The Banksters have a compromise: War now, later, and forever.

2020/01/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Even if you had acne scar pits like the lunar surface, NASA couldn’t land on your face. But I’d still like to see Ryan Gosling try, so you should probably buy my movie ticket or else I’m just gonna sneak in the theater after you pay.

2019/07/262019/07/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Why would you want to stay here and defend your home from foreign invaders, when you could be out there, fighting in fraudulent wars so that Israel might profit?

2019/07/262019/07/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Before there was Judeo-Christianity in America, there was just Christianity. You know, before abortions, fake money, fake news, society dissolving into third-world status, and endless fraudulent war.

2019/06/282019/06/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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With Israel trying to sell America war with Syria, and offering to throw in Iran, Russia, and China for FREE, I think we would be wise to shop around for another “ally.”

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I thought I saw George W. Bush today, and when I went to ask for his autograph, I was disheartened to discover it was simply a regular garden snake, and not any of the venomous variety.

2018/01/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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