I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

2021/10/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

2021/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

2021/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Businesses will raise the price of the goods and services they sell in real time to keep pace with inflation, but what about the pay of their employees? If they’re going to keep you standing around waiting, I say you might as well stand idly while you’re on your employer’s clock.

2021/08/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm isn’t just good at customer service, we’re #1! It’s true, and I bought a trophy to prove it. Think about that next time you feel like complaining about us putting your phone call on hold for four hours.

2021/05/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Silver Dollar City has a real money ring to it. Too bad they pay their employees in fake money, and very little of it, while charging each guest enough fiat currency to feed a family of four in Jamaica for a month.

2021/04/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

2020/10/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Branson business owners complain that it’s hard to find good help among the locals. I guess it would be hard to find quality American labor when you’re paying Chinese slave factory wages.

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The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

2020/02/042020/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Next time a bicycle steals my monkey, I hope another floating head appears to offer emotional support. Maybe next time he’ll bring a matching and connected body, so he can chase down that bicycle thief—that thief of a bicycle.

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I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

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Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

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I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

Like this:

Businesses will raise the price of the goods and services they sell in real time to keep pace with inflation, but what about the pay of their employees? If they’re going to keep you standing around waiting, I say you might as well stand idly while you’re on your employer’s clock.

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BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm isn’t just good at customer service, we’re #1! It’s true, and I bought a trophy to prove it. Think about that next time you feel like complaining about us putting your phone call on hold for four hours.

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Silver Dollar City has a real money ring to it. Too bad they pay their employees in fake money, and very little of it, while charging each guest enough fiat currency to feed a family of four in Jamaica for a month.

Like this:

If McDonald’s paid $15 MILLION dollars an hour, I’d love to work there. But not for long, because are you crazy? Two hours of employment and then I’d ask my boss to throw me a retirement party.

Like this:

Branson business owners complain that it’s hard to find good help among the locals. I guess it would be hard to find quality American labor when you’re paying Chinese slave factory wages.

Like this:

The president of The Branson Missouri Chamber of Commerce is like a finely sculpted piece of raw clay—in that he needs to be fired. Also, he’s finely sculpted in the same way as an overflowing trash can.

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Next time a bicycle steals my monkey, I hope another floating head appears to offer emotional support. Maybe next time he’ll bring a matching and connected body, so he can chase down that bicycle thief—that thief of a bicycle.

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