What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

2020/02/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.

2019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

2019/12/282019/12/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

2019/12/132019/12/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m voting for the best person possible: Nobody. Nah, I won’t partake in the farce. Nada. Not a bit.

2019/12/102019/12/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

2019/12/072019/12/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I remember this one time I remembered this one time. That was a good time. Also, that was a good time.

2019/11/122019/11/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m a Voting Coach. When you’re broken down, and your spirit is deflated, I’m going to be there, in your face, shouting at you to VOTE HARDER. So don’t you dare get apathetic and skip this election, because only you have the power to save the earth from The New World Order.

2019/11/122019/11/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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No cat would vote for Trump. No cat would vote at all. Have you ever seen a cat at a polling booth? No, they are far too clever to fall for such a farce.

2019/11/102019/11/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What I love most about power is that it’s so powerless it can be overcome and overthrown through voting. If we all just turn in enough slips of paper, they will turn over all their guns and stop their violence.

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Society decays in four-year chunks at a time, and it’s as if the more energy elections snatch, the faster the degradation occurs, which leads me to believe that voting works. Trump is going to break The System by continuing to inject corruption until The System purifies itself.

Like this:

The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

Like this:

A Presidential Election is an event that changes the world one single-celled organism at a time. Remember: Where amoebas group together, there is great power in slime.

Like this:

I Voted stickers are passed out as if to symbolize the true argument, which is, “My dog shit is better than your dog shit!” That’s step one to have shit on your shoes every four years.

Like this:

I’m voting for the best person possible: Nobody. Nah, I won’t partake in the farce. Nada. Not a bit.

Like this:

If we were to use a Venn Diagram to chart 2020 voters and people with IQ deficiencies, what would be the overlap? My guess is 100%.

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I remember this one time I remembered this one time. That was a good time. Also, that was a good time.

Like this:

I’m a Voting Coach. When you’re broken down, and your spirit is deflated, I’m going to be there, in your face, shouting at you to VOTE HARDER. So don’t you dare get apathetic and skip this election, because only you have the power to save the earth from The New World Order.

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No cat would vote for Trump. No cat would vote at all. Have you ever seen a cat at a polling booth? No, they are far too clever to fall for such a farce.

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