Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

2020/11/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Remember to VOTE! Because if you don’t VOTE, then the same globalist corporate mascot will get selected, but you won’t feel empowered and like you had a tiny sliver of control in the outcome.

2020/11/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!

2020/10/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I would VOTE for a vending machine, but I want to rid politics of prostitutes. If you want to have sex, you must use exact change ONLY!

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

You can’t call yourself a Christian and then VOTE in an anti-Christ system. Some of you spend so much time watching football that you now read at the same level as the average NFL player, but The Bible and salvation don’t care about your second-grade intellectual capacity.

2020/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

2020/08/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

2020/04/112020/04/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

2020/03/292020/03/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Are you awake, or are your eyes merely open as you sleepwalking through life? Here’s a test. My definition of politics is a group of shapeshifting reptilians selecting another reptilian, while humans are made to believe they’ve elected one of two humans. Do you agree?

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When a mass of people gather to watch two people fight, the best seat in the house is behind the counter that displays the candy and popcorn FOR SALE. Show your “I VOTED” sticker to receive a 50% discount on a half-sized bag.

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Excuse me, I’m part West African. Which part? The gibs me my FREE money part. VOTE!

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I would VOTE for a vending machine, but I want to rid politics of prostitutes. If you want to have sex, you must use exact change ONLY!

Like this:

You can’t call yourself a Christian and then VOTE in an anti-Christ system. Some of you spend so much time watching football that you now read at the same level as the average NFL player, but The Bible and salvation don’t care about your second-grade intellectual capacity.

Like this:

As Americans, we can VOTE our way to FREEDOM. After all, that’s how our Founding Fathers gained Independence from England in 1776.

Like this:

The only way to change oppression in society is to VOTE. If you’ll recall, that’s how America gained its Independence from England in 1776. If our brave Founding Fathers hadn’t VOTED their way to FREEDOM, we’d all still be speaking English.

Like this:

If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

Like this:

I look at “I Voted” stickers the same way I look at Trophies For All. It’s a way to feel good about yourself, as if you actually accomplished something, when in reality it’s used as a tool to stop you from striving to achieve through failure.

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