Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee.
Tag: economy
Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.
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Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)
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I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.
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Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT.
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I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.
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The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.
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I hope the bank hires me, because I’d really like to get back into the swing of things. Like Babe Ruth meets Mob Enforcer.
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In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.
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If the people in Branson thought 60 minutes of hustle for nine dollars an hour was frustrating and infuriating, they’ll really love zero, both in terms of money and avaliable work. But perhaps when they’re sleeping on the street they can use their Trump 2020 flags as blankets.
