There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

2021/11/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

2021/10/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Sometimes I schedule low-paying job interviews just because we are living through hyperinflation, and the extreme juxtaposition fascinates me. One interviewer asked me if I’d ever made an NFT. The answer is yes, but for $11/hour I ain’t making or doing shit and it’s a fair trade.

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Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee.

2021/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

2021/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)

2021/08/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

2021/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT.

2021/08/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

2020/11/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.

2020/11/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

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I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

Like this:

Sometimes I schedule low-paying job interviews just because we are living through hyperinflation, and the extreme juxtaposition fascinates me. One interviewer asked me if I’d ever made an NFT. The answer is yes, but for $11/hour I ain’t making or doing shit and it’s a fair trade.

Like this:

Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee.

Like this:

Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

Like this:

Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)

Like this:

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

Like this:

Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT.

Like this:

I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

Like this:

The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.

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