Everyone is getting crazier. And poorer. Which is making everyone even crazier.

2023/01/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Do you enjoy being out in nature? By 2030, when you’re living in your 20 by 30 cement stacked box in the city, you’ll probably be able to rent walks in the park for ONLY $19.95 per month.

2022/11/24 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you work for a multinational corporation that goes Full Rainbow in June, I’m an advocate for quiet quitting. In fact, that’s not enough. You need to be actively subversive at work.

2022/09/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

2021/11/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

2021/10/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Sometimes I schedule low-paying job interviews just because we are living through hyperinflation, and the extreme juxtaposition fascinates me. One interviewer asked me if I’d ever made an NFT. The answer is yes, but for $11/hour I ain’t making or doing shit and it’s a fair trade.

2021/10/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee.

2021/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

2021/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)

2021/08/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

2021/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Everyone is getting crazier. And poorer. Which is making everyone even crazier.

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Do you enjoy being out in nature? By 2030, when you’re living in your 20 by 30 cement stacked box in the city, you’ll probably be able to rent walks in the park for ONLY $19.95 per month.

Like this:

If you work for a multinational corporation that goes Full Rainbow in June, I’m an advocate for quiet quitting. In fact, that’s not enough. You need to be actively subversive at work.

Like this:

There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker.

Like this:

I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around.

Like this:

Sometimes I schedule low-paying job interviews just because we are living through hyperinflation, and the extreme juxtaposition fascinates me. One interviewer asked me if I’d ever made an NFT. The answer is yes, but for $11/hour I ain’t making or doing shit and it’s a fair trade.

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Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee.

Like this:

Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor.

Like this:

Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.)

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I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us.

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