I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

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The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.

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I hope the bank hires me, because I’d really like to get back into the swing of things. Like Babe Ruth meets Mob Enforcer.

2020/10/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.

2020/10/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If the people in Branson thought 60 minutes of hustle for nine dollars an hour was frustrating and infuriating, they’ll really love zero, both in terms of money and avaliable work. But perhaps when they’re sleeping on the street they can use their Trump 2020 flags as blankets.

2020/10/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

While Whites sat around complaining about our collapsed COVID economy, blacks went out and picked up hammers and bricks and got to work doing what they do best—building America. And they generously worked for FREE, so I think it’s fair that Trump pays them 500 BILLION dollars.

2020/09/282020/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If you sell the same thing as your competitor, then what people are really buying is into you as a brand. Use memes to show you’re a real person, even if you’re a solar-powered AI robot.

2020/08/232020/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Branson is dying, and the cause of death will be assisted murder. When someone tries to kill you, don’t help them out by committing suicide.

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I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.

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When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.

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I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future.

Like this:

The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you.

Like this:

I hope the bank hires me, because I’d really like to get back into the swing of things. Like Babe Ruth meets Mob Enforcer.

Like this:

In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.

Like this:

If the people in Branson thought 60 minutes of hustle for nine dollars an hour was frustrating and infuriating, they’ll really love zero, both in terms of money and avaliable work. But perhaps when they’re sleeping on the street they can use their Trump 2020 flags as blankets.

Like this:

While Whites sat around complaining about our collapsed COVID economy, blacks went out and picked up hammers and bricks and got to work doing what they do best—building America. And they generously worked for FREE, so I think it’s fair that Trump pays them 500 BILLION dollars.

Like this:

If you sell the same thing as your competitor, then what people are really buying is into you as a brand. Use memes to show you’re a real person, even if you’re a solar-powered AI robot.

Like this:

Branson is dying, and the cause of death will be assisted murder. When someone tries to kill you, don’t help them out by committing suicide.

Like this:

I admire the courage of the QAnon crowd, who bravely sit on their sofas watching FOX News, smug in their comfortable belief that mythical heroes in white hats are SAVING us by assisting The Globalists in destroying our FREEDOM. That’s a BOLD strategy on the part of the red hats.

Like this:

When dog shit is seen, a fool veers off to step in it. But only a red MAGA hat sees dog shit and actually goes to VOTE for it, and then cheers as it makes life shitty. MAGA = MA1933A.

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