From time to time I think about quitting my job. The first time I think about quitting is the moment I clock in to work, and the second time I think about quitting is one second later.

2019/10/162019/10/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.

2019/09/302019/09/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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These days, robots will do everything. They’ll do your job, they’ll take your paycheck, and they’ll even make love to you, for a price, which of course you can’t afford because a robot stole your income.

2019/09/092019/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Sure, the retail apocalypse has decimated our consumer economy, but you can always find work at The Whisper Factory. If you see something suspicious like somebody not watching TV, turn them in and get PAID! Report your grandma and get a BONUS!

2019/04/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Why would I give my money to a business that values developing a relationship with me, like a Mom and Pop Shop, when I could give it to Walmart, who only looks at me as a future FEMA Camp prisoner? Seems like a good idea to let Walmart continue to strangle my local economy.

2019/04/042019/04/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When the bank responsible for suppressing the price of silver is the same bank amassing more silver than anyone in history, you don’t have to be Albert Bagelstein to figure out that you need to be trading your fake money (dollars) for silver.

2019/03/152019/03/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

2019/02/252019/02/25 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

2019/01/292019/01/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

2019/01/182019/01/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

2019/01/142019/01/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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From time to time I think about quitting my job. The first time I think about quitting is the moment I clock in to work, and the second time I think about quitting is one second later.

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A uniform is a costume, and a $9/hour security guard might as well be wearing a Mickey Mouse outfit.

Like this:

These days, robots will do everything. They’ll do your job, they’ll take your paycheck, and they’ll even make love to you, for a price, which of course you can’t afford because a robot stole your income.

Like this:

Sure, the retail apocalypse has decimated our consumer economy, but you can always find work at The Whisper Factory. If you see something suspicious like somebody not watching TV, turn them in and get PAID! Report your grandma and get a BONUS!

Like this:

Why would I give my money to a business that values developing a relationship with me, like a Mom and Pop Shop, when I could give it to Walmart, who only looks at me as a future FEMA Camp prisoner? Seems like a good idea to let Walmart continue to strangle my local economy.

Like this:

When the bank responsible for suppressing the price of silver is the same bank amassing more silver than anyone in history, you don’t have to be Albert Bagelstein to figure out that you need to be trading your fake money (dollars) for silver.

Like this:

If I won a silver medal at The Olympics, I may be more ecstatic than if I won the exotic and acclaimed gold, because silver is being historically suppressed, and offers a higher value potential on the other side of the dollar collapse.

Like this:

As Masters of The Fondle, TSA agents are so romantic that if they weren’t getting paid to grope travelers, they’d all probably be sitting at home writing Love Poetry in the style of Allen Ginsberg, that rambler for NAMBLA.

Like this:

When the green things recede, and the brown creeps forward, then the scavengers start encircling and spiraling inward.

Like this:

I don’t want to see any Mom & Pop Shop to go out of business, because if Mom and Pop have no money, then who’s going to pay me my weekly allowance? And it I’m not getting paid, then who’s gonna mow the lawn and do the dishes after dinner?

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