There are many ways to become wealthy, but do you know the best way to make money? With a printing press! Just crank out fakeness, and use that fiat currency to buy up REAL assets. Come on, think like a central banker. 2021/11/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I’m all about people paying their fair share of taxes. Zero is the only circular number, so there is plenty to go around. 2021/10/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Sometimes I schedule low-paying job interviews just because we are living through hyperinflation, and the extreme juxtaposition fascinates me. One interviewer asked me if I’d ever made an NFT. The answer is yes, but for $11/hour I ain’t making or doing shit and it’s a fair trade. 2021/10/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Soon I’ll be a millionaire. But so what? That hour I spent flipping burgers at McDonald’s to earn that cash won’t even buy me two cups of coffee. 2021/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Branson, Missouri has always had an employment problem. They like to pay as close to zero as they can, and when nobody applies, do they raise wages? No, they import third-world labor. 2021/08/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Even in today’s inflationary environment, $10,000 for one load of unvaxxed semen seems a bit stiff. That’s why I’m offering the deal of a lifetime: Buy One Load, Get One FREE. That’s two kids for the price of one! (Freeze as directed.) 2021/08/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I hate bank robbers. But if our society abolished our fiat currency, then the banks could no longer rob us. 2021/08/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Some merchants now have digital price tags, so they can easily adjust the price upwards to account for inflation. Well, the money I’m paid is digital, too, and if it isn’t shifted appropriately then I’m going to make like a door and EXIT. 2021/08/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I don’t know about you, but The Great Reset has me excited. I can’t wait for the day that every city and town looks the same, offering no unique business culture, where the only place to shop is Walmart, and the only place to eat is McDonald’s. Globalism is the future. 2020/11/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
The desert is nothing without water. Actually, it’s everything without water, because if it had water it would cease to be a desert. Powdered Duck Eggs are the same way. Just add water! Or don’t! How you consume them is up to you. 2020/11/23 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...