Tag: drugs
When Republicans talk about American FREEDOM, I’m sure they’re including our dependance on advertising to tell us which pharmaceutical products we’d love to enslave ourselves to, and how we can become healthier by first making ourselves sicker.
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Romance is anywhere you find it. Most people must find it tiring, which is why they sleepwalk through life.
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I used to be vehemently opposed to The War on Drugs, because it saved people’s lives by ruining their lives through enslavement, but now I think it’d be a good idea to make war on drugs—starting and ending with dismantling The CIA.
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I used to want to sell drugs for a living, but then I realized I was deceiving myself, and I’d make a terrible CIA Agent.
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I thought I saw George W. Bush today, and when I went to ask for his autograph, I was disheartened to discover it was simply a regular garden snake, and not any of the venomous variety.
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Marijuana is a miracle medicinal plant, so it’s no surprise the government made it illegal, because Uncle Sam is there for The People, and should be trusted with your healthcare.
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We should call the push to vaccinate children what it really is: The War on Babies. Well, the babies that were lucky enough to not get slaughtered in abortion and sold off, body part by body part. America, we are all about war and shedding innocent blood.
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I’m an adrenaline junky. I also used to be the other kind of junky. Yes, like most Americans, I was hooked on the most dangerous drug of all—#FakeNews.
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