No matter if it’s Team Red or Team Blue, when it comes to politics it’s all backed up by the police. That means the cops are there to serve and protect…those oppressing us with draconian laws, and making it seem like the Christian family is the ultimate criminal gang unit.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

2020/05/192020/05/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I had a dream about you last night. What did you mean when you said, “Can I borrow your Tomato Machine? I left my seven in my head.” I thought you left eight! Now my calculations are WAY off!

2020/04/012020/04/01 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I once had a dream about what Branson, Missouri dreams about, and I don’t know which was freakier, the town itself or the year 1991.

2019/12/132019/12/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.

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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)

2019/10/312019/10/31 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Who am I when I’m asleep? Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

2019/07/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m now selling my NEW face cream that you put on before you go to sleep at night, and when you wake up in the morning you have two additional faces on your skin that will be sure to get you noticed. $19.95 while avocados last. (Nachos sold separately.)

2019/04/102019/04/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

2019/02/112019/02/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.

2019/01/082019/01/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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No matter if it’s Team Red or Team Blue, when it comes to politics it’s all backed up by the police. That means the cops are there to serve and protect…those oppressing us with draconian laws, and making it seem like the Christian family is the ultimate criminal gang unit.

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Ever wake up in a fog, and you don’t know if you’re in reality or you’re still dreaming? Well, when you open your eyes in The Ozarks, you are BOTH awake and in a dream.

Like this:

I had a dream about you last night. What did you mean when you said, “Can I borrow your Tomato Machine? I left my seven in my head.” I thought you left eight! Now my calculations are WAY off!

Like this:

I once had a dream about what Branson, Missouri dreams about, and I don’t know which was freakier, the town itself or the year 1991.

Like this:

Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.

Like this:

I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)

Like this:

Who am I when I’m asleep? Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.

Like this:

I’m now selling my NEW face cream that you put on before you go to sleep at night, and when you wake up in the morning you have two additional faces on your skin that will be sure to get you noticed. $19.95 while avocados last. (Nachos sold separately.)

Like this:

At $19.95, this offer is like a TWO-for-ONE, because my Accounting 101 class uses the exact same material that I use to teach my class called: How To Get The Sleep You’ve Always Dreamed About.

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If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.

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