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What is Judeo-Christianity? The Jews hate Jesus, and Christians love Christ, so it’s not a compatible religious pairing. Ah, I know. It’s a geopolitical partnership. The Jews make wars, and The Christians die in them.

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Science will try to convince you that the largest lizard in the world is the komodo dragon, but I’d argue it’s Queen Elizabeth. Plus, she’s ancient, hanging on to life one drop of adrenochrome at a time, so she’s a real dinosaur, unlike those fake ones used to sell museum tickets.

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