People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

2020/05/062020/05/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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In 2016 I deftly avoided stepping in the dog shit known as our Presidential Election. But here we are, nearly four years later, and some people are still chewing on that same piece of poop, while others have found a fresh turd to gargle.

2020/03/152020/03/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Some people make weird memes, but as the Founder, President, and only member of Citizens For Serious Memes And Against Absurdity, I think that’s nonsense. Meetings for this prestigious Meme Culture Association are held every morning in my shower.

2020/03/102020/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There are no Speed Limit signs on your road to success. The revenue collectors are irrelevant and should be avoided at all cost.

2020/02/042020/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I take jokes very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I never take jokes.

2019/11/042019/11/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Waterfall escalators are now ON SALE. Treat your Splashing Snuggle Factory to the finest mobility equipment, and let it enjoy its old age with dignity.

2019/04/082019/04/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I also took my pet shoes for a walk, but I didn’t wear them on my feet, because I’m not that kind of monster. No, I’m an entirely different kind of monster, the kind that wears a Bigfoot costume and is FOR HIRE, if you are a serious documentarian.

2018/10/152018/10/15 jarodkintz11 Comment

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Because I chase beautiful sunsets, they end up following my like loyal, loving dogs, and every day a new one shows up to say a quick hi and bye.

2018/08/062018/08/06 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Waiting for The Department of Justice to actually deliver justice to Hillary Clinton is like watching someone run a marathon on a treadmill. It’s forever ongoing, but it’s never actually going anywhere.

2018/04/072018/04/07 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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People told me it couldn’t be done, but I didn’t listen, because I had already paid for a trophy to award myself. So when I couldn’t do it, I went and purchased a participation trophy, and then I threw myself a victory celebration.

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If you can swallow all their lies, and the blatant and obvious fraud, without tasting the absolute farce, then surely you can swallow dog poop. FREE samples this November!

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In 2016 I deftly avoided stepping in the dog shit known as our Presidential Election. But here we are, nearly four years later, and some people are still chewing on that same piece of poop, while others have found a fresh turd to gargle.

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Some people make weird memes, but as the Founder, President, and only member of Citizens For Serious Memes And Against Absurdity, I think that’s nonsense. Meetings for this prestigious Meme Culture Association are held every morning in my shower.

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There are no Speed Limit signs on your road to success. The revenue collectors are irrelevant and should be avoided at all cost.

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I take jokes very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that I never take jokes.

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Waterfall escalators are now ON SALE. Treat your Splashing Snuggle Factory to the finest mobility equipment, and let it enjoy its old age with dignity.

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I also took my pet shoes for a walk, but I didn’t wear them on my feet, because I’m not that kind of monster. No, I’m an entirely different kind of monster, the kind that wears a Bigfoot costume and is FOR HIRE, if you are a serious documentarian.

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Because I chase beautiful sunsets, they end up following my like loyal, loving dogs, and every day a new one shows up to say a quick hi and bye.

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Waiting for The Department of Justice to actually deliver justice to Hillary Clinton is like watching someone run a marathon on a treadmill. It’s forever ongoing, but it’s never actually going anywhere.

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