Tag: discount
My Waterfall Lollipops are 100% REAL fake, just like CNN is 100% FAKE real. The fish-piss taste in my Waterfall Lollipops lasts 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, with intermittent Brita-Water-Filter-Commercial-Break-Flavored freshness.
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You are what you consume, and I guess that makes me an all-you-can-eat buffet. Come to my funeral for discounted prices on ALL remaining body parts.
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No matter how awful your product or service, you can’t make a sale if you don’t advertise. It doesn’t matter what you want, I’ve got something other than that, and I’ve got it FOR SALE. Please direct all complaints to Dr. Obambulator.
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My incredible noose prices aren’t going to last forever. The sale ends when grandma discovers I’ve stolen all her rope.
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Spectators tell me I dance like a flying fish, and it’s true, I am #TheMichaelPhelpsOfBodyAviation, and right now my dancing lessons are ON SALE at defective parachute prices.
