Glad Trump bailed out The People. The deal’s full of fizzle and overflowing with MAGA. As a ratio, The Banksters get enough money to buy out Coca-Cola, the whole company, while The People get spare change to split a can of soda—if we could find some place to even spend our money.

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The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

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