Science will try to convince you that the largest lizard in the world is the komodo dragon, but I’d argue it’s Queen Elizabeth. Plus, she’s ancient, hanging on to life one drop of adrenochrome at a time, so she’s a real dinosaur, unlike those fake ones used to sell museum tickets. 2018/07/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
One of the first things you must do when you become a man is to put away childish things. Yes, that includes your dinosaur toys—and your childlike belief in them. They couldn’t possibly be extinct—because they never existed. 2018/02/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
It’s time for you to wake up. And I don’t mean because it’s 6:33 AM. I mean because you’ve been slumbering your whole life. Your state-sponsored textbooks didn’t teach you how to think. They only taught you how to sleepwalk like a zombie. 2018/01/22 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...