Tag: dinner
I dance like my legs are made of Jell-O. I know, exotic and romantic, right? But my dancing also now comes in Duck Soup Flavor, and is FOR SALE in small, medium, and buffet-style.
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This happened to me once. It might have happened twice, but after we ate our shoes we were all still hungry, so I was forced to devour my co-explorers, who would not stop complaining during dinner.
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Why make dinner, when it was just made last night and there is still some left over? Same thing with making love. If you’re horny, check the fridge.
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The best part about an all-you-can-eat buffet is the you part. I am starving for your love, and I thirst for your affection. I wonder if I can get FREE refills.
