The funeral business is the only one with no repeat customers. Though you only die once, why not buy your own funeral from me twice? My Buy One Funeral, Get One FREE deal only applies the second time you purchase a custom Death Party.
Tag: death
War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.
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This meme is not actually sponsored at this time, but I did repeatedly leave messages for Tupperware’s billing department. My fee is reasonable, and my offer will stay fresh in the fridge just like leftover meatloaf.
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You should VOTE, because if you don’t do your part, then the politicians will feel silly doing their parts. And they were hired to look serious, so you don’t want those actors to feel like they are performers without an audience, do you?
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In 2020, blindfolds aren’t worn over one’s eyes—they’re worn over mouths. The quickest way to spot someone with no insight is to look and see if they are wearing a face mask for a virus that’s so deadly it would lose in a one-on-one fight against Hillary Clinton, who’s still FREE.
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Branson is dying, and the cause of death will be assisted murder. When someone tries to kill you, don’t help them out by committing suicide.
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Rocky 4 is #1, and while Rocky is Rocky 1, it’s still #2. Rocky 2 is somewhere in the middle, like the year 1212. It’s time to take that time out of the freezer and reheat it in a volcano, like you’d do with any other leftovers.
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I know Romance is dying, and I feel bad that I won’t be able to bring it any homemade Duck Noodle Soup, but at the same time I am happy to be SOLD OUT. Julia Roberts galloped past BearPaw Duck Farm and drank up my entire stash, which was FULL and stored in Branson’s water tower.
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Isn’t the mortality rate of The Coronavirus something like .003%? I guess Americans think trading 100% of our FREEDOM, and our ability to support ourselves, is a good bargain for something less deadly than drinking Corona beer and driving
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The Coronavirus will kill as many people as it takes to eliminate our FREEDOM, because The Globalists are tallying the deaths. You know, the same people that count up all the VOTES.
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