If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).

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I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!

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Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?

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Women may not appreciate how my conversational skills rise to the level of Chatbot Romance, but many small business owners reach out to me to try to hire me for customer service/seduction.

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Of all the months, to me, August is definitely one of them. Thankfully it’s not two of them, because if time had a twin, then so would space, and that kind of double date would be so romantic that the universe would probably implode.

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We live in a world of fake money, fake food, fake news, fake history, fake space, fake reasons to go to war, and fake genders, but you think the love you swiped right on is real? Well, I’ll leave you that delusion, because at least it was FREE.

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A shopping cart over a bonfire is a Poor Man’s Grill. Right now I’m selling charred hamburgers that taste like savings, particularly and specifically Everyday Low Prices, because I stole this cart from Walmart.

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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.

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Be wise and choose Christ.

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I like my wine like I like my women—fluid, and with FREE refills. I am forever in search of a #NonSpillableRelationship.

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If I were the world’s richest man, I’d present myself as the world’s poorest, because I’d want people to want me for me. In fact, I’m so poor I want to be Guinness verified as The World’s Poorest—and I’m even willing to pay for the title (a bribe).

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I’m no dating expert, but if you meet a woman with one eye and a pyramid for a head, it’s best not to sleep with her, because you might be asleep for forever, like VOTERS. Swipe right for change!

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Fellas, if your e-girl gets an OnlyFans account, the only way to prove that you love her is to continually give her more money than the other online guys trying to woo her with money. How much she loves you is a direct result of how much you pay her. Who said romance is dead?

Like this:

Women may not appreciate how my conversational skills rise to the level of Chatbot Romance, but many small business owners reach out to me to try to hire me for customer service/seduction.

Like this:

Of all the months, to me, August is definitely one of them. Thankfully it’s not two of them, because if time had a twin, then so would space, and that kind of double date would be so romantic that the universe would probably implode.

Like this:

We live in a world of fake money, fake food, fake news, fake history, fake space, fake reasons to go to war, and fake genders, but you think the love you swiped right on is real? Well, I’ll leave you that delusion, because at least it was FREE.

Like this:

A shopping cart over a bonfire is a Poor Man’s Grill. Right now I’m selling charred hamburgers that taste like savings, particularly and specifically Everyday Low Prices, because I stole this cart from Walmart.

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In a world of fake everything, be genuine, even if you stand out and stand alone. If you are real, and you are alone because you are real, then you are better off than if you fake it to fit in and are surrounded by fake people.

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Be wise and choose Christ.

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