Tag: dank meme
You can afford to sell at 50% off when you have a whole warehouse full of the stuff, like I do.
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It’s too late to start fighting after you’ve been knocked out and enslaved. How long will you let The Globalists keep punching you before you start swinging back?
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If you buy enough fries from me, you can become your own bicycle ramp, and then you can actively become part of another person’s dream. Ask me about Bulk Discounts.
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After you buy my Dancing Lessons In A Box, and before you leave a one-star product review on Amazon, you should remember that the box only appears to be empty, but it is in fact full of my love for you.
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My Dancing Lessons In A Box are completely SOLD OUT. I’m waiting for more cardboard to come in, so you should Pre-Order yours today.
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I’m all about saving you money. But I can’t save you money until you spend money, so find out now by buying. What are you waiting for? You can’t shop when you’re dead, even if you can vote for Hillary Clinton.
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The Scuba Divers at NASA steal trillions of dollars from The People, and they claim they can’t even go back to the moon, while I’m offering you a taste of their failure for HALF the price! Yes, you read that right. You can buy what I’m selling for ONLY $1,000,000,000,000.00!
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I’m no Nostradamus, but my prediction for the year 2019 is that it will have 365 days in it. Hopefully every one of them will be a blessing for you, except that cursed Day Number 333.
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There are 88 keys on a piano, but none will unlock my heart. Only you have that power. You are The Janitor of Desire. The pay is terrible, but that’s balanced out by the long hours.
