Tag: customer service
BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm isn’t just good at customer service, we’re #1! It’s true, and I bought a trophy to prove it. Think about that next time you feel like complaining about us putting your phone call on hold for four hours.
At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t like customer service, because we don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.
Consumers tell me, “Jarod, BearPaw Duck Farm has the longest wait times to reach a customer service representative.” I always reply, “The unsatisfactory products you have to purchase, but the lesson in patience you get for FREE.”
If Tom Arnold were alive today, what would he say about what’s going on politically? I mean, technically Tom Arnold is still very much alive, but I’d get more insight by asking Tom and Arnold, my two new hires.
When you arrive at BearPaw Duck Farm, ask for Natalie. Natalie doesn’t work here, and nobody here knows anybody named Natalie, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for her. We have a cozy lobby where you can wait for her, with comfy wooden benches and cold coffee to drink.
People who say I can’t do something are wrong. I can do it. I just don’t want to do it. Or I’ll get around to doing it after they’ve already gotten someone else to do it. But that kind of customer service usually costs extra, and that’s why you shop BearPaw Duck Farm.
At BearPaw Duck Farm, our customer service representatives work 24/7 to make sure you are satisfied. If nobody answers your call within five rings, like The Olympics logo, call back in four years.
Every Friday The Thirteenth I celebrate Knights Templar Day. I’ve got THE authentic map that details the location of their hidden treasure, and I’ll sell it to you for ONLY $19.95. (Limit one per customer.)
Women may not appreciate how my conversational skills rise to the level of Chatbot Romance, but many small business owners reach out to me to try to hire me for customer service/seduction.