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There are only two things in this world that make me cry: The heroism displayed by Congress on January 6th, 2021—and chopping up onions. It just so happens that BOTH are used in BearPaw Duck Farm’s NEW SwimmingBird Soup recipe.

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War is when The Banksters pay two sides to fight, unbeknownst to each, so that The Banksters can make money off their death investment. The Banksters trade lead for gold, in an alchemic process made possible by murder, so perhaps reversing that scheme isn’t such a bad idea.

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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

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Every defeat is a victory of wisdom, gaining insight for future success.

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