George Bush is The Artful Dodger, escaping justice while learning how to be Rembrand. I’d like to use George Bush’s head as a paintbrush, after he’s publicly executed via guillotine for Crimes Against Humanity. 2019/05/132019/05/13 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
Ah, September. This time of year always reminds me of George W. Bush. Any idea why? Any other person I’d give one guess, but since it’s you, George, I’ll give you three tries, and that’s like two second chances, which is more than you’ll get from Christ for what you did. 2018/09/022018/09/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...
I thought I saw George W. Bush today, and when I went to ask for his autograph, I was disheartened to discover it was simply a regular garden snake, and not any of the venomous variety. 2018/01/29 jarodkintz1Leave a comment Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading... Share this:EmailTweetShare on TumblrMorePrintPocketWhatsAppLike this:Like Loading...