I think “The devil made me do it” is a sound legal argument. After all, you’re sure to elicit sympathy from the man in the abyss-black robe whose job is to keep for-profit prisons stocked with human flesh to torment and torture. He loves it when you call him “Your Honor.”

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The fact that Trump hasn’t locked up any treasonous traitors, stopped the wars, or stomped out False Flag events designed to erase freedom simply means that he’s Our Champion, The Chosen One, and you must vote for him again. 2020 is about perfect vision while donning a blindfold.

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