Tag: consumer
By shopping on Amazon, you may save money today, but you’ll pay for it in the future. By not buying local, your discounted purchase comes at the cost of Mom and Pop Shops struggling to survive, and when they are all gone, so is your town.
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I was talking to a man the other day who was telling me stories from his past, and I was sad, because all of his memories were scenes from sitcoms he’d seen on TV. Then I sold him a box of tissues, and then convinced him to let me use them all, since he did make me cry.
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When McDonald’s brags about serving billions and billions of people, I get disgusted, because that kind of cannibalism shouldn’t be a selling point for customers to continue paying for the opportunity to eat people.
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Making money was so much easier when you could just point a six-shooter at a man, take his cash, and ride away on a horse. But we can’t live in the past. Last week is long gone—and so is my horse.
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Two ducks walked into a bar. So stupid! They must have been CNN viewers, because they should have lived up to their name and ducked. Thankfully when they hit their heads, they didn’t damage their brains—because only because they had no brains to begin with.
