That’s not Johnny Cash in a wig. That’s Johnny CreditCard. It’s like Johnny Cash, only it self-identifies as a woman, and it likes to shop and spend fake money it doesn’t have.

2021/03/04 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

No matter where you drive in this country, you end up in Clown World. That’s why I make my car go honk, honk.

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At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t like customer service, because we don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.

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My ducks are ON SALE at Buy Four, Get TWO prices. (Limit three per purchase.)

2020/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

2020/04/272020/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Have you ever told a joke with a punch line so naughty you have to whisper it? I did that today, only I shouted the ending, because with Forced Social Distancing, by the time my voice traveled and endured over the air to the receiving ear, it may have been nearly inaudible.

2020/04/022020/04/02 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

Some people make weird memes, but as the Founder, President, and only member of Citizens For Serious Memes And Against Absurdity, I think that’s nonsense. Meetings for this prestigious Meme Culture Association are held every morning in my shower.

2020/03/102020/03/10 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

2020/01/122020/01/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I really shouldn’t be giving relationship advice, because the longest relationship I’ve ever been in was just under a mile long.

2019/09/112019/09/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

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That’s not Johnny Cash in a wig. That’s Johnny CreditCard. It’s like Johnny Cash, only it self-identifies as a woman, and it likes to shop and spend fake money it doesn’t have.

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No matter where you drive in this country, you end up in Clown World. That’s why I make my car go honk, honk.

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At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t like customer service, because we don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.

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My ducks are ON SALE at Buy Four, Get TWO prices. (Limit three per purchase.)

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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?

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Some people make weird memes, but as the Founder, President, and only member of Citizens For Serious Memes And Against Absurdity, I think that’s nonsense. Meetings for this prestigious Meme Culture Association are held every morning in my shower.

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I tried telling her, but she wouldn’t listen. I tried showing her, but she refused to see. I asked her what she thought, and she refused to say. That was the last time I ever spoke to Helen Keller.

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I really shouldn’t be giving relationship advice, because the longest relationship I’ve ever been in was just under a mile long.

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

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