If you are what you eat, then this morning I am nothing. But at least I’m awake, because I’m drinking coffee and I don’t watch mainstream news.
Tag: communication
Every time a duck talks to you, it says, “Quack.” That’s a species so advanced it has reduced the complexity of communication down to a one-word language.
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Choose your words carefully, because you don’t want someone to misunderstand you inadvertently. Instead, be intentional with your miscommunication.
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The boy on the left probably just heard you say you’re a VOTER, and the boy on the right probably just heard you tell him you’re taking him to The Cupcake Emporium. I can’t argue with the logic of both boys’ body language.
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Little children are geniuses at contorting their faces. Perhaps Jim Carrey could have been even more expressive if instead of practicing in a mirror, he’d just watched kids use body language to say what their limited vocabulary prohibits them from saying.
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That’s not Johnny Cash in a wig. That’s Johnny CreditCard. It’s like Johnny Cash, only it self-identifies as a woman, and it likes to shop and spend fake money it doesn’t have.
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No matter where you drive in this country, you end up in Clown World. That’s why I make my car go honk, honk.
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At BearPaw Duck Farm, we don’t like customer service, because we don’t believe the customer should have to pay and help out too.
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My ducks are ON SALE at Buy Four, Get TWO prices. (Limit three per purchase.)
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If it weren’t for emojis, some people would have nothing to say. So if you’ve got nothing to say, why not say two things at once?
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