I really shouldn’t be giving relationship advice, because the longest relationship I’ve ever been in was just under a mile long.

2019/09/112019/09/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

2019/09/092019/09/09 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are so fluid that I’m now selling them in one Extra Large cup, and if you buy within the next 24 hours I’ll even include FREE Leftover Meatloaf.

2019/08/272019/08/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

2019/04/16 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.

2019/04/142019/04/14 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

2019/02/182019/02/18 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m in the business of helping businesses, and if I can also connect families, that’s just intrinsic customer loyalty.

2019/01/282019/01/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

2018/12/172018/12/17 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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When I speak of love, my lips are heart shaped. Why would you ever force me to contort my mouth into a weapon?

2018/12/152018/12/15 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

2018/11/192018/11/19 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I really shouldn’t be giving relationship advice, because the longest relationship I’ve ever been in was just under a mile long.

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There is always something to talk about, even if we talk about talking. But whatever you do, don’t talk about the weather without really talking about the weather.

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Yesterday, today, and tomorrow are so fluid that I’m now selling them in one Extra Large cup, and if you buy within the next 24 hours I’ll even include FREE Leftover Meatloaf.

Like this:

I talk a lot with my hands, and that’s why cats love conversing with me, because no matter what I’m saying I’m doing it silently while petting them. It’s double body language.

Like this:

Communication is paramount in a relationship, and body language may be the most important form of talking. Perhaps I got divorced because I can’t take a picture without making a really serious face.

Like this:

To effectively communicate, it’s important to use words you know will be understood, and to speak in a falsetto voice, with matching jiggly body language and giggles interjected, to show that you are serious.

Like this:

I’m in the business of helping businesses, and if I can also connect families, that’s just intrinsic customer loyalty.

Like this:

My favorite part on your body is your heart. There’s nothing sexier than feeling it beat fast with desire for me.

Like this:

When I speak of love, my lips are heart shaped. Why would you ever force me to contort my mouth into a weapon?

Like this:

Honestly, I think you’re a weirdo. But that’s OK, I’d like to sell you my teeth cleaning services. Actually, what you’re paying for is one-way communication, me talking to you, but the teeth scrubbing, that’s FREE.

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