Tag: coffin
FREE yellow carpet AND installation with the purchase of a urinal. It doesn’t flush, so it has that in common with the carpet, and that’s what makes it so much fun to use!
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People say romance is dead. I refuse to believe that, because I never got the opportunity to sell it a handcrafted coffin.
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You are what you consume, and I guess that makes me an all-you-can-eat buffet. Come to my funeral for discounted prices on ALL remaining body parts.
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Just because my absurdity comes in a box shaped like a coffin that’s not actually a coffin doesn’t mean I don’t also sell coffins. Right now my coffins are on sale at Buy One Get One Half Off prices. I also sell them in family packs.
