Tag: coffee
Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.
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If you want to watch me perform, I’ll be at The Blue Green Turquoise Lounge. Ask for Denise. You’ll know she’s Denise because her nametag will say “Susan,” and she’ll be wearing a yellow leather sofa and a coffee table with FREE refills.
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Writing would have more vibrancy if instead of ink, pens were filled with coffee.
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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.
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The only thing better than free is coffee, except of course for free coffee, which is like liquid heaven, and why I’m now selling it for ONLY $19.95 per cup.
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A kiss tastes better on my lips than coffee, and has a way of waking me up on a much deeper level. It’s a life-changing experience, and I’d like to share it with you for ONLY $19.95 per month.
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I could go to Starbucks, but why buy what homeless people excrete on the streets of San Francisco for FREE?
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My offer of FREE coffee cupcake refills applies to everyone except Wendell, who’s a java camel.
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I spoke with the world’s leading heart specialist, Dr. Corazonamor, and he told me that no blood flows through my Love Pump, but that my body’s circulatory system is pulsing entirely with coffee.
