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Businesses will raise the price of the goods and services they sell in real time to keep pace with inflation, but what about the pay of their employees? If they’re going to keep you standing around waiting, I say you might as well stand idly while you’re on your employer’s clock.

2021/08/12 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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What’s better than FREE? Double FREE! At BearPaw Duck and Meme Farm, when you don’t buy one, you don’t get a second of equal or lesser value. That’s a savings of however much you would have spent!

2021/06/08 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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There is a party tomorrow night. You should go. Oh, by the way, you’re not invited. Neither am I. That’s why you should tell me how it is, detailing the whole evening and event in a notebook that I’ll later read and relive while I sip coffee in bed.

2021/06/05 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I’m a Starbucks coffee connoisseur. You know I’m an expert, because I can’t distinguish between their java and muddy duck water.

2021/05/30 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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On a Sleepy to Coffee Scale, right now I’m Pure Insomnia. I’m talking about Alaska at midnight kind of awake.

2021/05/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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You are what you drink, even if the largest volume of fluid is music streaming in through your ears. Playing a song on repeat is like enjoying FREE refills on coffee.

2021/05/26 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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On a scale of One to Bob Ross Painting, Neighbor’s Mill is pure Bob Ross. Makes me want to pet a baby deer and talk about happy trees.

2021/05/21 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Let’s meet for coffee and talk about how we’re going to take over the world, and then when the coffee wears off let’s talk about taking a nap.

2021/04/27 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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Even if I had both my knees replaced with two Rubik’s cubes, I’d still make coffee runs to Neighbor’s Mill. The only puzzle to me is how anybody would ever choose a donut from Dunkin’ over one from Dad’s.

2021/03/28 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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I think our town’s Chamber of Commerce needs to drink more coffee. Maybe then they’d WAKE UP to the idiocy of courting and promoting chain retail stores over local mom and pop shops.

2021/03/11 jarodkintz1Leave a comment

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