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Coffee makes you shit, but that doesn’t mean you should drink shitty coffee. Why buy a cup full of good coffee, when you could sip what I sell out of a diaper?

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Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.

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