To get what you want, you’ve got to be willing to work hard for it, and I want to be able to get good sleep, which doesn’t come naturally for me, so I’m willing to lay in bed for twelve hours straight, practicing and trying to perfect my craft like I’m a true professional.

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Neiman Marcus will be out of business by next year, unlike me, who was never IN business to begin with, so I can make entrepreneurial missteps and then repackage them as Dancing Lessons.

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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson.

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Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.

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If you want to watch me perform, I’ll be at The Blue Green Turquoise Lounge. Ask for Denise. You’ll know she’s Denise because her nametag will say “Susan,” and she’ll be wearing a yellow leather sofa and a coffee table with FREE refills.

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Writing would have more vibrancy if instead of ink, pens were filled with coffee.

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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.

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The only thing better than free is coffee, except of course for free coffee, which is like liquid heaven, and why I’m now selling it for ONLY $19.95 per cup.

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A kiss tastes better on my lips than coffee, and has a way of waking me up on a much deeper level. It’s a life-changing experience, and I’d like to share it with you for ONLY $19.95 per month.

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I could go to Starbucks, but why buy what homeless people excrete on the streets of San Francisco for FREE?

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To get what you want, you’ve got to be willing to work hard for it, and I want to be able to get good sleep, which doesn’t come naturally for me, so I’m willing to lay in bed for twelve hours straight, practicing and trying to perfect my craft like I’m a true professional.

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Neiman Marcus will be out of business by next year, unlike me, who was never IN business to begin with, so I can make entrepreneurial missteps and then repackage them as Dancing Lessons.

Like this:

Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson.

Like this:

Her: I love you. Me: I love coffee. Coffee: I love Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson: The Jews did 9/11. *The reason coffee loves Mel Gibson is because he’s already awake, so coffee doesn’t have to do any work and it can just relax.

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If you want to watch me perform, I’ll be at The Blue Green Turquoise Lounge. Ask for Denise. You’ll know she’s Denise because her nametag will say “Susan,” and she’ll be wearing a yellow leather sofa and a coffee table with FREE refills.

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Writing would have more vibrancy if instead of ink, pens were filled with coffee.

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I love coffee like I love love, but only one of them I’m offering FREE refills on. Both will wake up your mind, but only my love will also wake up your heart.

Like this:

The only thing better than free is coffee, except of course for free coffee, which is like liquid heaven, and why I’m now selling it for ONLY $19.95 per cup.

Like this:

A kiss tastes better on my lips than coffee, and has a way of waking me up on a much deeper level. It’s a life-changing experience, and I’d like to share it with you for ONLY $19.95 per month.

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I could go to Starbucks, but why buy what homeless people excrete on the streets of San Francisco for FREE?

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