Tag: coffee
Actually, I do have other love making sizes to offer besides extra large, but they’re all boxed up in The Warehouse, and probably covered in cobwebs. But because you’re a valued customer, I’ll dust off the extra small to better serve you.
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Hollister Coffee Co’s java is like drinking a fluid golden flower, with a hint of kitten meows shaped like doily hearts, and a soothing aftertaste of lyrical honey melted into music. If you’ve ever been there, I’m sure you thought the exact same thing.
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Fog is the Bigfoot of weather, and its blurry nature makes it perfect for a mythical and mystical place like Branson.
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I want my coffee shop to wake up both your mind and your soul, and an innovative and immersive experience involving inspiration through a real time stream of relevant hashtags will make my Caffeine Distribution Operation worthy of being named Woke.
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Agriculture is hard, and trees grow up so fast these days—most of them growing up without a father. That’s why I chose to #Startup a Meme Farm. Now I can press fresh Dankness, and sell it in Juice Format as a Coffee Alternative used in waking up The People.
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One of my goals is to open a #coffee shop,
and it’s a good thing nobody in #HarrisonArkansas has any clue about #branding or #marketing like they do up in #Branson, because this would offer some serious competition. It’s good though, and I encourage it. #Harrison can keep napping, because the less branding and marketing the local businesses do, the more of the customers I’ll snatch away with #InfluencerMarketing, #Meme Marketing, and the production of #DankMemes. What these local comatose businesses don’t realize is that today, every business is a brand and media company, and a business’ Instagram feed should be entertaining, and not an endless scroll of trite shit FOR SALE. Because nobody gives a rat’s ass. They want to be informed and entertained, and not be told to buy random trinkets in their FREE time.
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Danny’s Coffee may be cold and old, but that doesn’t mean it’s not FOR SALE. Danny doesn’t know what he’s missing! Seriously, Danny has no idea I swiped his coffee, so all of it can be yours today! It’s just one haggle away!
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Coffee and sales go together like traitors and nooses. Isn’t that right, Hillary Clinton? We are all awake and thirsty to see you swing. Oh, if only Jeff Sessions were a closer.
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Vincent van Gogh was wise to cut off his ear. Why listen to music when we can drink it? If NASA can fake going to the moon, then surely mankind can convert sound into liquid format so thirsty people can chug love songs and get even thirstier.
