Tag: coffee
Some people can take long naps. I’m one of them. That’s why I’m Nap Champion of The World. In fact, I was asleep for the first 20 years of my life. I credit The Iron Triangle for waking me up.
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I remember this one time I remembered this one time. That was a good time. Also, that was a good time.
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Much like The Circus, politics is serious. It’s no laughing matter. If you don’t vote, some dead guy in Chicago will do it for you—twice.
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When I asked him about money, he melted like a piece of chocolate wrapped as a gold coin, and I never eat those things, for fear that they taste like Fake Money. Would you eat something that was flavored like fiat currency?
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What better way to stir things up a bit than with Caeleb Dressel’s winning freestyle form? Drink in what he’s able to do in the pool, because it’s like coffee that never goes cold.
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I merged martial arts with wakefulness when I first decided to stir coffee with my karate chop. Sure, every sip tasted like brutal violence, in liquid self-defense format, but you should be glad it didn’t have a kick to it.
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What better way to engage in narrative economics than to attack fake money itself? Robert SHILLer says there’s nothing to do to prepare for the collapse but to ride it out. Does he plan on riding it out on a unicycle? Only a clown sees the dollar collapse but avoids silver.
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I make love like I make coffee. That’s why if you buy right now, you get FREE refills for life. (Limited to one customer only. Promotion not valid in the following states: Alaska and Hawaii.)
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To get what you want, you’ve got to be willing to work hard for it, and I want to be able to get good sleep, which doesn’t come naturally for me, so I’m willing to lay in bed for twelve hours straight, practicing and trying to perfect my craft like I’m a true professional.
